5 /5 O’Neil Bryan: Let me the start with a story:
For years I’ve traversed the world in search of the perfect glizzy-Nacho combination. There wasn’t a place I hadn’t been, Germany, France, Spain, Antarctica, Compton California. Every crevice searched, every location studied. Some places were close contenders but they never had “IT”, until I stumbled upon a humble little shop ran by humble Air Force service members. At first I was skeptical, how can this have what the others didn’t?
One day, within the deepest throws of hunger I stumbled into their establishment. “Please, I’m in the middle of a 13 hour shift and my supervisor won’t let me get food. Is there anything I can feast upon to satisfy my behemoth of appetite?” The desk worker looked upon my face, stricken with hunger and self doubt and simply pointed behind me. There it was, fresh franks, cooked, perfectly marbled and next to them an in tact nacho cheese machine. I grabbed two glizzy’s and a bag of nachos, I poured the cheese! It flowed like a ravine! I added classic condiments of course, ketchup and brown mustard. I paid with my official Navy federal debit card (*Available to all service members, check your local rates*)
It all cleared, I couldn’t wait, the door was mere 3 steps in front of me but I had to have a bite. When I did, I felt a sudden rush of flavor! The explosion of that perfectly cooked hot dog had me drop to my knees! The worker immediately hopped to action “Sir are you alright!!?” I placed my hand up to Halt his steps, wiping tears from my eyes. “At last”
I murmured, “my search is finally
Over, this… this is the perfect glizzy”
The nachos buss too!!