2 /5 Stephen Lester: Call Food What It Is, And Please Give Vegetarians an Actual Meal
Came in for breakfast and ordered the burrito without bacon, because if you look at the menu, literally every burrito automatically includes meat. Bacon, ham, bacon again… take your pick. Online I see a healthy burrito though.
There’s technically one “Vegetarian” item on the menu, but it’s just a pile of grilled veggies with cheddar. No beans, no tofu, no eggs, no real protein. Just “Here’s a sautéed garden, enjoy.” It reads more like a reluctant afterthought than an actual dish.
So I ordered the Breakfast Burrito minus bacon and what I got was so greasy the plate looked like it needed a 3,000-mile oil change.
Decent flavor, but unbelievably oily. The tortilla didn’t stand a chance.
Then there’s the hash browns.
And I need to emphasize this: the menu very clearly says “Served with hashbrowns.”
But what I got were tater tots.
Good tots! I love tots!
But this is Athens, Georgia, home of Waffle House mastery. People here know the difference between:
shredded hash browns
diced hash browns
and T A T E R T O T S
You can’t just rebrand tots as hash browns like we’ve never seen a potato before. That’s potato identity theft.
Friendly staff, but the menu badly needs:
Honest labeling (tots ≠ hash browns)
At least ONE real vegetarian option with protein
A burrito that doesn’t need a dipstick
Until then, I’ll remember the tots fondly, because at least they weren’t pretending to be something they’re not.