The Loophole Funky Fresh Food & Booze - (Near Denton, TX)

2 /5 Preston Donahue: Me and my fiance just wanted cheese fries, we went to cool beans first, their prices were absolutely ridiculous, so i suggested we go to loophole cause i liked their cheese fries in the past and they were fairly priced, but unfortunately the food just wasn’t good at all. Idk if they stopped making house ranch and started buying bottled ranch but it’s just as bad as hidden valley if not actually hidden valley, there was like only 7 pieces of bacon in the fries, the cheese sauce was almost definitely ricos nacho cheese sauce. Not bad but like. Come on… and the worst part was there was several raw fries. If you’re going to drown fries in the cheapest nacho cheese sauce at least make sure the fries are fried. It’s just sad. I feel like ever since denton became this “tourist town” quality has just gone down everywhere and prices have gone way up and service is sub par. Why even go out? I could have gotten a bag of frozen fries, friend them in oil, bought ricos cheese, actually make palatable ranch and a fair amount of bacon crumbles and had a much better experience with more food for the same price. I worked in food service for several years and was head chef at a few places and if I was serving these fries i just wouldnt feel proud. The atmosphere is great. The service has always been good and I’ve always liked the food here. But i dont think I’ll be back.

1 /5 Crissy Springs: Our waitress was sweet and it was her first night on the floor. We asked if our 19 year old daughter was allowed to drink with us. Upon checking with management she said no. Zero complaints from us we respect the law. 46 year old mom and 21 year old boyfriend of her daughter got a celebration shot to toast the evening. Upon ordering a 2nd shot our “new” waitress said she had to witness the shot since we had a 19 year old at the table. We took the shot under supervision but I (the 46 year old) requested she review the prior shot footage to verify we respected the law and the shots were taken by consumers of legal age. 5 minutes later the manager poured shots for our waitress and a pink headed waitress which is a TABC violation. When I asked to speak to the manager and showed her the law and asked why our integrity was questioned while she was intentionally breaking the law was questioned she just laughed. Owners need to be made aware of how their establishment is being represented as well as @TABC. Do better!!

1 /5 David Nelson: They seriously need to do something about the squids. Out entire visit was ruined by squids harassing us during our meal. And the server with the “SPORTS CAR JONNY” tattoo didn’t do anything about it. When I asked about the squids he totally brushed us off and told us to “just ignore it” as if we were the crazy ones. Won’t be coming back here.

2 /5 Abbie Gautier: Don’t get me wrong. We had a wonderful waitress that was super kind and very friendly. She was great. Food wasn’t even that bad. But a few hours later we were left feeling very sick. My boyfriend got insane nausea and stomach pains and I was left with incredibly uncomfortable stomach pains and food poisoning symptoms. This was our first time trying loophole, so we were excited. I got the mushroom burger (no bacon) and he got a generic burger. It was cheap and tasted good, but the after effects were incredibly bad. My boyfriend hasn’t ever got sick since I’ve known him, and this is the first time I’ve seen him like this. Maybe it was an off day in the kitchen, but I really hope no one experiences what we did.